by Kathi Wolfe
(Editor’s Note: This is Kathi’s account of a bad morning, the kind we’ve all had, the kind that makes us want to go back to bed and hide under the covers. We hope you enjoy this as much as we did.)
sour milk
bad yogurt
hungry slippers
running waffle
mad microwave
tousled toast
miffed muffin
cranky cereal
edgy eggs
walking on their shells.